wissem

a thug who is very funny and enjoys living the life

whats up my wissem?

by urbandude786 February 26, 2011

Wissem

An incredibly moronic child that lacks self awareness or critical thinking skills

You're a real wissem you know that?

by Imkubo October 12, 2023

Cardinal wiseman

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students

Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

by A cardinal student January 16, 2019

wisemastery

A teaching that "They themselves are makers of themselves" .

wisemastery is directing his energies with intelligence, and fashioning his thoughts to fruitful issues.

by wisemaster September 28, 2010

Wissam

Wissam are rhe coolest people to ever walk this earth, they are so hot and have such amazing bodies. They are also the most caring,loving people u'll ever meet. Best friends indeed, and even better lovers and that's a fact. So cherish if u have a wissam as a friend bcz u are lucky

I had a best friend called wissam, but i fell for him for being always there for me and well he's pretty hot too

by Zumbabway January 24, 2017

Cardinal Wiseman

A modern way of saying prison

“Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”

by Bumboozle April 12, 2019

To Pull A Wiseman

Usually to enter from no where with a comment that depicts you are much smarter than those around you. The comment can be something that should have already happened but no one listened to you, or something painfully obvious etc.

Not to be confused with a lean-in!

The act of pulling a wise man derives from Evil Dead: Army of Darkness in the scene depicted below in the example.

1. Jim and Jon both knew that the fastest way home was path A, but Jon just had to take path B. Jon walked all the way along path B, got home and realised that he could no longer see Jim. Jim pulled a wise man and said "I told you path A was faster!"

2. In Evil Dead: Army of Darkness, Ash is informed by the wise man that he needs the Necronomicon in order to stop the evil. He just blows the wise man off. A short while later, a Deadite attacks Ash and Co. After Ash kills the deadite, the Wise man enters from off-camera and states "Now with though quest for the Necronomicon?!" Thus he has pulled a wiseman.

3. In order to pull a Wiseman you need to have something smarter to say than those around you, and be able to approach from a near unseen angle.

by Smeep August 3, 2007