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The masturbation technique where one stabs the tip of one's penis into one's taint because one can't reach one's own butthole.
He thought it'd be cool to try sticking it in his own butt, but he couldn't reach and just spent the night Wyattin.
Wyattin by J.M. Fuhqueny May 17, 2020
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Something you might say after you say something to someone and they say 'what?' and you don't know what they said what at.
Me: Hey yesterday I cycled my bike out the roof and then landed on top of my math teacher. It was painful but funny.
Someone else: What?!
Me: What are you whatting at?
whatting by BLOODY REVENGE August 26, 2005
means what, in a lazy way, derived from latin
watting u sayin then
watting by thomas123.. July 2, 2005
The act of what/ To question a question
Me: "Have you ever wondered if you bought the same milk from the same cow?"
Friend: "What??"
Me: "What exactly are you whatting about? I'm the one who asked a question first."
whatting by JP Mendoza September 3, 2017
The act of saying what; after someone says something.

Most often used when you want to be the word you are "whatting"
PERSON ONE: Bro, did you see that new Minions of the Caribbean movie
PERSON TWO: WHAT, "new"

Person Two is whatting the word "new," so they are stating they are the word, "new."
Whatting by I NEVER LEFT.... WHAT November 9, 2017
Not understanding what someone is saying and continuosly asking what he or she was talking about
A- Did you dofvewgverwo?
B-What?
A-I said : Did you wdofgvwnegvojw?
B-What?

Jhon- I was whatting the whole time
Whatting by Yorerest July 29, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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