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The masturbation technique where one stabs the tip of one's penis into one's taint because one can't reach one's own butthole.
He thought it'd be cool to try sticking it in his own butt, but he couldn't reach and just spent the night Wyattin.
Wyattin by J.M. Fuhqueny May 17, 2020
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Something you might say after you say something to someone and they say 'what?' and you don't know what they said what at.
Me: Hey yesterday I cycled my bike out the roof and then landed on top of my math teacher. It was painful but funny.
Someone else: What?!
Me: What are you whatting at?
whatting by BLOODY REVENGE August 26, 2005
means what, in a lazy way, derived from latin
watting u sayin then
watting by thomas123.. July 2, 2005
The act of what/ To question a question
Me: "Have you ever wondered if you bought the same milk from the same cow?"
Friend: "What??"
Me: "What exactly are you whatting about? I'm the one who asked a question first."
whatting by JP Mendoza September 3, 2017
The act of saying what; after someone says something.

Most often used when you want to be the word you are "whatting"
PERSON ONE: Bro, did you see that new Minions of the Caribbean movie
PERSON TWO: WHAT, "new"

Person Two is whatting the word "new," so they are stating they are the word, "new."
Whatting by I NEVER LEFT.... WHAT November 9, 2017
Not understanding what someone is saying and continuosly asking what he or she was talking about
A- Did you dofvewgverwo?
B-What?
A-I said : Did you wdofgvwnegvojw?
B-What?

Jhon- I was whatting the whole time
Whatting by Yorerest July 29, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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