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wumplestomper 

Black kid(s) walking slowly and/or grouped together in such a way that they inhibit proper human trafic flow in the affected area, which is most often a crowded hallway. Will easily become indignant when confronted about thier wumplestomping habits.
"Yesterday Mark got stuck behind a group of wumplestompers and said 'excuse me' in an attempt to get by. They turned around and looked at him, looked at eachother, and then one of them said 'Pfffttszszttsz whaz dat cracka think he's doing??'"
wumplestomper by anti-wumple April 29, 2008
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The anatomical name for saggy skin under one’s neck. Not to be confused with double-chins.
Person one: “Did you see Regis Philbin’s neck sag?! I don’t want that when I’m old!”
Person two: “Oh, you don’t want a wurple you mean?”
Wurple by Mfn_Mel_Brat October 16, 2022

[wurple] 

Why are you acting wurple right now?
That is a wurple kid.
[wurple] by Diego Delgadillo November 11, 2006
the love for chocolate or a state of deep depression
Her - ' What three words did you use to describe yourself?'
Me - ' Permissive, eager, and wumple.'
Her - ' What does wumple mean?'
Me- ' How I am feeling right now, deeply depressed and craving chocolate.'
Her- ' This is a common condition, lets get you some chocolate...'
Wumple by pet_my_panda July 28, 2010
"little red riding hood was carrying her food inside a wumpler."
wumpler by abe Carrol July 25, 2004
An all purpose word, much like the f word.

If it makes moderate grammatical sense, it applies to that situation.
I'll wumple your mom.

Freakin' wumples!

Wumpling wumples!
wumples by 0087 May 1, 2005