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A girl giving a rim job while you’re unclogging the toilet. The toilet is filled with explosive diarrhea, the girl seems to like the shit stuck on your ass.

“Hey bro, what’d you do yesterday?”
“I received a wrumpkin by this hot chick, she’s addicted to my dingle berries”

Wrumpkin by cloggerfamily October 8, 2021

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chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

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chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

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Tubby Wumpkins

Relieving oneself in an Irishman's belly button. Also called "Mata Takes a Shower". To make a puddle bigger than one expected.

Mike moaned softly while Eagle1 shot him a Tubby Wumpkins.

Tubby Wumpkins by Anonymous May 8, 2003

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wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

wumpkin by embem August 18, 2008

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wumpkin

A lonely Blumpkin. Masturbating while dropping the kids off at the pool.

I went in to use the gas station bathroom and the girl behind the counter was a fox, so decided I needed an efficient wumpkin to release the tension.

wumpkin by nzpimpin September 18, 2005

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wumpkin

Similar to Blumpkin and Crumpkin. The act of getting your wang sucked while deficating (shitting) while smoke some reefer (marijuana)..

Bob- Dude, you ever got a wumpkin?

Jim- Yeah man, they're insane!!

Bob- Awesome dude, I'm about to go ask my girl for me.

Jim- Great.. hope you get it.

wumpkin by Ben Dover 420 April 20, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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