Wrumpkin

A girl giving a rim job while you’re unclogging the toilet. The toilet is filled with explosive diarrhea, the girl seems to like the shit stuck on your ass.

“Hey bro, what’d you do yesterday?”
“I received a wrumpkin by this hot chick, she’s addicted to my dingle berries”

by cloggerfamily October 8, 2021

chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

Tubby Wumpkins

Relieving oneself in an Irishman's belly button. Also called "Mata Takes a Shower". To make a puddle bigger than one expected.

Mike moaned softly while Eagle1 shot him a Tubby Wumpkins.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

by embem August 18, 2008

wumpkin

A lonely Blumpkin. Masturbating while dropping the kids off at the pool.

I went in to use the gas station bathroom and the girl behind the counter was a fox, so decided I needed an efficient wumpkin to release the tension.

by nzpimpin September 18, 2005

wumpkin

Similar to Blumpkin and Crumpkin. The act of getting your wang sucked while deficating (shitting) while smoke some reefer (marijuana)..

Bob- Dude, you ever got a wumpkin?

Jim- Yeah man, they're insane!!

Bob- Awesome dude, I'm about to go ask my girl for me.

Jim- Great.. hope you get it.

by Ben Dover 420 April 20, 2010