Wristwatcher

Wristwatcher – Someone obsessed with watches, whether spotting high-end pieces in the wild, knowing which ones are real or fake, reviewing celebrity and designer watches online, or even acting as a spotter for gangs hiring watch thieves. Could be a collector, a content creator, or a streetwise operative — either way, they’re always watching wrists.

Lee: Bruv… I keep watchin’ that guy on YouTube… that watch geezer, Nico Leonard… he keeps slaggin’ off celebrities’ watches and fake ones online. It’s proper funny, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL Yeah… he’s a proper wristwatcher, that geezer, innit?
Lee: Init, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 1, 2026

have you seen my new wristwatch

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.

Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

by Stagmen November 30, 2016

Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.

Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!

by gottaclue October 15, 2004

Chocolate Wristwatch

A brown shit ring that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone in the ass.

My girlfriend offered to try something new in the bedroom for my birthday...so I told her I wanted a chocolate wristwatch. She doesn't ask what I want for presents anymore.

by sn0wMan115 November 18, 2010

Harrington wristwatch

When a girls pussy(or ass) is sooooo large you could stick your entire fist in it. Then you pick her up with your forearm inside of her using her similar to a wristwatch. Very difficult to perform but when it is done, you know you got a loosy on your hands(literally).

That broads vag was sooo used I pulled off a Harrington wristwatch on er'.

by Jimmy2Legs March 27, 2007

Jersey wristwatch

When a double sided dildo is vaginally and anally inserted in the same female. The person responsible for the act then inserts their wrist through the loop, presenting it in the same manor as a watch.

I cant believe that stripper let me wear her jersey wristwatch

by Hershal Walker September 29, 2010

wristwatch

Wrapping you dick around your wrist and asking people to check out your new watch.

Milt whipped out his wristwatch and asked the chick what time it was. The large vein was half past the thin one.

by Duff the stuff May 13, 2006