Wrinkletang 

Never giving a good reason for why you hate your neighbor

God damnit! I’m such a lil wrinkletang to my neighbor. Even tho I’ve got all these kooks suckleing on my teeters.

Wrinkletang by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

Wrinklestan 

Dismissive slang for the state of Florida, as its full of wrinkled retirees.

The snowbirds were off in November to Wrinklestan for the season. (Snowbirds is itself slang for seasonally migrating retirees)

Wrinklestan by alfonso dicredenza October 21, 2018

Wrinkleton 

An old person

I stopped playing bowls, it was full of wrinkletons

Wrinkleton by gwlad October 6, 2010

wrinklebag 

1. An old, wrinkley person.
2. An individual wearing an article of clothing that is heavily wrinkled.

1. She's older than those wrinklebags on The Golden Girls.
2. I didn't have time to iron my clothes and now I'm a complete wrinklebag.

wrinklebag by Surely Funke November 8, 2008

Wrinklestan 

A nickname for Florida referring to the high proportion of retirees who flock to Florida in the winter.

The snowbirds are off to Wrinklestan.

Wrinklestan by Craig Williamson December 12, 2008

wrinkleminge 

A miserable, life sucking woman who has an old sour attitude to life. Looks like a Karen sucking a lemon waiting for someone to criticise. Often found working in schools, underqualified and with a chip on their shoulders.

Wrinkleminge has been criticising my lesson plans again!

wrinkleminge by Grailo March 27, 2023

wrinkleling 

messed up skin

HEY u are wrinkleling!

wrinkleling by emma and mike May 15, 2004