Wrinklestan

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Dismissive slang for the state of Florida, as its full of wrinkled retirees.

The snowbirds were off in November to Wrinklestan for the season. (Snowbirds is itself slang for seasonally migrating retirees)

Wrinklestan by alfonso dicredenza October 21, 2018

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Wrinklestan

A nickname for Florida referring to the high proportion of retirees who flock to Florida in the winter.

The snowbirds are off to Wrinklestan.

Wrinklestan by Craig Williamson December 12, 2008

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Wrinkleton

An old person

I stopped playing bowls, it was full of wrinkletons

Wrinkleton by gwlad October 6, 2010

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wrinkleskink

A person with an excessive amount of foreskin.

“That guy looks like he’s got a right wrinkleskink!”

wrinkleskink by Gooch Waffle November 29, 2017

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Wrinkletang

Never giving a good reason for why you hate your neighbor

God damnit! I’m such a lil wrinkletang to my neighbor. Even tho I’ve got all these kooks suckleing on my teeters.

Wrinkletang by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

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Wrinklestiltskin

A wrinkled ass hoe. Usually a hoe that lays in the sun for hours until her skin is burnt, crunchy, ratchet, and wrinkled.

Rumpelstiltskin but wrinkly.

“Damn I’m so pale, I need to get some sun this weekend”
“Yeah girl that’s fine, just don’t turn into a wrinklestiltskin”

Wrinklestiltskin by aylakay. August 9, 2019

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Wrinkleton

Pigeon

That Wrinkleton is majestic!

Wrinkleton by A101AngryLlamas September 27, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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