Wrinklestan 

Dismissive slang for the state of Florida, as its full of wrinkled retirees.

The snowbirds were off in November to Wrinklestan for the season. (Snowbirds is itself slang for seasonally migrating retirees)

Wrinklestan by alfonso dicredenza October 21, 2018

Wrinklestan 

A nickname for Florida referring to the high proportion of retirees who flock to Florida in the winter.

The snowbirds are off to Wrinklestan.

Wrinklestan by Craig Williamson December 12, 2008

Wrinkleton 

An old person

I stopped playing bowls, it was full of wrinkletons

Wrinkleton by gwlad October 6, 2010

wrinkleskink 

A person with an excessive amount of foreskin.

“That guy looks like he’s got a right wrinkleskink!”

wrinkleskink by Gooch Waffle November 29, 2017

Wrinkletang 

Never giving a good reason for why you hate your neighbor

God damnit! I’m such a lil wrinkletang to my neighbor. Even tho I’ve got all these kooks suckleing on my teeters.

Wrinkletang by Crypstyn mcdougal November 25, 2022

Wrinklestiltskin 

A wrinkled ass hoe. Usually a hoe that lays in the sun for hours until her skin is burnt, crunchy, ratchet, and wrinkled.

Rumpelstiltskin but wrinkly.

“Damn I’m so pale, I need to get some sun this weekend”
“Yeah girl that’s fine, just don’t turn into a wrinklestiltskin”

Wrinklestiltskin by aylakay. August 9, 2019

Wrinkleton 

Pigeon

That Wrinkleton is majestic!

Wrinkleton by A101AngryLlamas September 27, 2022