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Means the same thing as wow but with more "oomph" & enthusiasm.
"You're going out with Monica tonight? Wowzers! Dean-o!! Props buddy - hope ya seal tha deal!"
by wavyg July 17, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The act of consuming copious amounts of beer and then some mushrooms.

Side effects include saying β€œWOWWW!” over and over while you melt away.

Uncontrollable laughing is also a common side effect.
For the greatest experience, experts recommend watching The Matrix Reloaded.
Next time we do wowzers, we are going to watch the whole Matrix series.
by October 16, 2018
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1. Expression of wonderment.
2. Expresssion of bewilderment.
3. Expression of pleasure.
(origin, East Richardson)
1. Wowzers man, Dane is unbelievable.
2. Wowzers man, is that a guy or a girl?
3. Wowzers, that was the shit.

Often used in conjuction two hands held in front and a slight tilt of the head.
by Dane Button March 12, 2003
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