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Would Va 

When you see a girl thats quite attractive, you turn to your friend and say 'Would Va?'
Amy walks past Pete & Judd.
Pete says 'Would Va Judd?'
Judd replies 'Oh are, Would Var?'
Pete again.... 'definately'
Would Va by scotti2hotti January 2, 2008
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What Would Valve Do? 

(WWVD)
"What Would VALVe Do?" is a rhetorical question that one asks a video game company. It questions whether or not a course of action that a video game company is or will be taking is something that VALVe - a popular video game company that many gamers believe does everything right - would do.
WWVD is usually a chastising remark, meant to rebuke a company for a bad decision.
Come on, Capcom. You took the horror out of Resident Evil 5 and put in just pure action. I mean, What Would Valve Do?

Why do we have to pay so much for DLC? Why not include it in the game, or as a free update? What Would Valve Do?

World class vagina 

1- fine vagina

2- the type of vagina i dream of every night.
Me: "ah ah ah what a fine vagina!! ah its a world class vagina!!!!

Wife: "wake up jerk ass hole!!!"
World class vagina by LuvSr78 January 24, 2014

World class vagina 

A vagina that's been doing so good. Completely natural and harnessed by perfection that has been reached by fine vaginal pH. For levels below, see: beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional vaginas.
"My vagina has been doing so well recently. I mean look at it - back to world class!"

"How do you maintain these world class vagina levels?"

"Honestly diet. Nothing else"
World class vagina by coltnavy January 28, 2020

World class vagina 

A vagina that's been doing so good. Completely natural and harnessed by perfection that has been reached by fine vaginal pH. For levels below, see: beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional vaginas.
GF: "My vagina has been doing so well recently. I mean look at it - back to world class!"

Me: "How do you maintain these world class vagina levels?"

GF: "I swear only diet. Nothing else taken."
World class vagina by coltnavy January 28, 2020

the world is a vampire 

--reference to the Smashing Pumpkins song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"

when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.
person 1: "I just got a parking ticket for no reason! what the fuck!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"
the world is a vampire by tigirah February 21, 2008

the world is a vampire 

A lyric from the beginning of "Bullet with butterfly wings" by Smashing Pumpkins.

1. Reference to how unfair or evil humanity has been to you in your endeavours.

2. A call and response. When you hear these lyrics sung, you must respond with the proceeding bass riff. Yes, this requires you to know the song. You may then proceed, if you like, to sing the next line of lyrics. This, however, is not encouraged as it can be seen as taking the joke "too far". Many lulz are then had, followed by discussion of how awesome the Smashing Pumpkins band are.
1. Guy1: "Today, not only did my girlfriend of four years reject my marriage proposal. She made out with another guy in front of me."
Guy2: "That really does blow dude. The world is a vampire."

2. (Dude approaches group of friends)
Dude: "The world is a vampire" (sung)
Group of friends: "do do do do dooobee dooo."
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