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that slut did a woolly and put it on urban dict.
woolly by mattswordsrock November 8, 2010
A sexy man named after what he loves the most, andjwho all the ladies pine after because he's so fit and funny
That man is Woolly, because he's so sexy, but he's attracted to sheep
Woolly by WoollySheepShagger January 1, 2021
A sexy welsh bastard who loves to shag sheeps. He is also an all omnipotent god.
Oh look hes such woolly I just went him to fuck me
Woolly by PallideArmis January 2, 2021

Woolly Bush 

1. Common name of the Australian native plant species 'Adenanthos sericeus'

2. Expansive growth of hair; in an area thats best kept bare.
I bet she has the biggest baddest woolly bush; Im scared, I need to be held.

Damn girl; there aint no way Im going down there till you have mowed the lawn.

Bogan #1: Dude, she looks woolly.
Bogan #2: Yep, sure is.
Bogan #3: No way dude, you didnt. That is so luke warm.
Bogan #2: Ive been exploring that for the last couple of weeks. Didnt your mother ask where I was?
Bogan #1: Too funny dude; he's been in your mums hot knickers again
Bogan #3: Bite me. Have you found any treasure in there?
Bogan #2: Sorry dude; I was miles away, thinking about your mums hot knickers again. No treasure, but I did catch a shitload of crabs and its wall to wall scrot-rot down there.
All bogans together: mmm... woolly bush
Woolly Bush by Luke Warm August 6, 2008

woolly thinking 

Woolly thinking. This is the art of thinking with your head full of clouds. Not "Clear" thoughts, but rather those done through the mist of not concentrating on what you are doing, and if you had the time to think clearly, you would realize that what you are doing is just plain daft
Woolly Thinking
Sawing a branch off a tree whilst sitting ON that branch

Thinking "Autocruise" drives the car for you

Anyone who has read the website dedicated to "Darwin Awards" will know tha many of them wernt thinking straight..

Woolly Dentata 

When your teeth are so dirty they feel like they are wearing sweaters. Woolly tooth sweaters.
"I think that guy has woolly dentata. His teeth look furry."
Woolly Dentata by jolpyman2 July 24, 2014