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wookie wookie 

another term for sex, especially when referring to it in the kitchen
Wookie Wookie in the kitchen
Machoman is on a mission
Wookie Wookie in the kitchen
Mumsillybabba, mumsillybabba

I'm so hot I'm always steaming
Baby baby you're not dreaming
More and more baby give me more
I'm a living microwave oven
Turn me on for a meal of loving
More and more baby give me more

Bubbling bubbling super beans
Splashing on my shirt and jeans
More and more baby give me more
Mixing trixing super drinks
I've got all the vitamins
More and more baby give me more

Machoman's food is so fine
Any day and any time
Let's do some

Wookie pookie wookie bear 

form of a slur used to your friends to call your friends by name to say hi and other worms
also without the bear it is used to say they have a big vigana or ass or dick for both genders
Whats up my "wookie pookie wookie bear"
also
"would you smash"
"hell nah she/he has a huge wookie pookie wookie"

pookie wookie elfie bear 

An endearing term to give to your lover.
I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.
Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

Pussy Wookie 

The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.

He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.

Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
Pussy Wookie by Tony McNutz June 8, 2015

Pulling A Wookie 

Disturbing everyone around by being a dumbass and making freakin' CHEWBACCA noises