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Woodland High School 

A school attened by mostly sluts and whores. The guys are mean. The classes are stupid and pointless, the teachers are stupid and lame. Its a preforming arts school so there is way to much drama. Everyont and thing there sucks big time!
"Did you hear about that girl that got knocked up and got 5 new std's at Woodland High School?!"
Woodland High School by jifpoen January 18, 2009
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woodland hills high school 

A ghetto school with a fuck ton of stoners. Theirs also really chill security guards. The busses are packed and they smell like weed and cologne or just straight blunts. Don't forget about the fights and the shootings that happen in connection with our class mates. But there is a really good side of the schools students because most of them are cool asf but people are defensive. I would still say send your kid here because it'll get them ready for the real world and not be so soft. But with that... penn hills K

the woodlands high school

A mess. A high school for almost entirely upper-middle/upper class teenagers who are known for being stuck-up and oblivious to the outside world. The students are much like those in cliché high school movies, very much about cliques. The dress code is ridiculously strict, and recently they’ve started playing weird throwback music at the end of every lunch for some reason (?). One of the most notable traits of this school is the vaping problem, as likely more twhs students own a juul than don’t at this point. There are fights very often, and things have been getting wilder and wilder for this school and it’s entire district since the start of 2019. Stay safe staff and students!
I hate Woodlands kids. Everyone at The Woodlands High School is so fake and clique-y!

The Woodlands High School

A high school in the suberb above houston called The Woodlands. The school is known for spawning Jack Ingram, country western singer. The school is mostly white, upper class, and snobby. If you are not pretty, blonde, or some sort of superficial person, you are doomed. The school is disliked by many of it's rivals for being snobby and rude towards others. The pep rallys also tend to have unfortunate incidents, and it's a mess once you get past the pretty outside.
The Woodlands High School basketball team walks in twos when they visit other schools for fear of attack.

The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!

woodlan jr/sr high school

a school where 90% of the boys have mullets, the parking lot is full of trucks, you find dead roaches in the hallways, our mascot is a native american named fucking dave, the average penis size is just about three inches, upper classmen date middle schoolers, and it’s basically a klan rally in disguise.
did that kid disappear off the face of the earth?
no, he just goes to woodlan jr/sr high school

woodland hills highschool

a bitchass school located in pittsburgh, pennsylvania that got bitchass teachers and bitchass students. they added a bitchass rule banning all phones which means i cant text my fuckass group chat
half of the damn teachers in that building dont care about their job or the kids they teach. they prolly racist asf
it also got a lot of ghetto black kids, and white kids that live in church hill that pretend like they live in the ghetto
these girls don’t give a damn about girl code what so ever because if ur bestie goes to woody shes gonna talk about u behind ur back and probably leak ur nudes
most intelligent woody student: “nahh penn hills is so ass”
most demented penn hills student “i beg your finest pardon, dearest woodland hills highschool pupil. it seems that you are off your rocker. mayhaps, off your marbles. none the less, be prepared for my army of 3,291 gerbils that are infected with rabies to invade your place of education on march 14, 2031.