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woodini by Woodini November 13, 2021
Words you can keep
wood, shlong, shaft, penis, dick, member, length.
I love sucking your woodini!!
Woodini by pplover650 July 26, 2022
A knife. A term used in London means knife.
"I'll back out the woodini cuz"
Woodini by D1.0 November 23, 2025

Woodinville 

A small town near Seattle, known for having less than 5 black people, 100's of million dollar homes, 1 movie theater where middle schoolers kick it, about 80 wineries where people a bunch of people from Cali hang out, and high schoolers from upper class families that think they're thuggety thug. Plenty of money here to support a desperate house wife fo sho.
Desperate housewife: "Hey did you see that blacked-out gangster mobile drive by on 22's, ghetto blasting California love? Are you sure it was a good idea to move to Woodinville."

Rich doctor husband: "No worries dear, that's just the son of the town dentist, he's under the impression he's black"

Desperate housewife: "I think I'll fuck him while you're not home"

Rich doctor husband: "Werd"
Woodinville by ziggyzag April 16, 2013
another way for saying wood, cock, penis willy, winky, whatever you call it
Becky: I had sex with Rudy last night he had a large woodina

Rudy: I have a large woodina
woodina by MrRikxè August 9, 2019

Woodinville 

Woodinville, Washington. Northeast of Seattle, Suburban area. Lots of Starbucks and SUVs. Wealthy area good for parents to raise their children. Woodinville is a nice city. Lots of good looking girls, cool guys, and it has been known to have a few milfs.
"Woodinville has 'hella' hot girls."
"It's true"
"Some of them are easy too"
Woodinville by Tyler from Woodinville November 30, 2005

Woodenism 

Woodenism is a cult luke burrow and martin chalk invented.

This the religion of the Wood. The universe is the great oak tree in the sky, and each fruit on it's brances is a different galaxy. We believe that wood has helped humanity and the world to be like the way it is today.

As we speak, the founders of Woodenism are creating the Royal Book Of Wood, It is the bible of Woodenism, full of the works of wood throughout history, and how we can relate them to moden times.

There is a group on Facebook donated to Woodenism, please come and join our cult and we can use wood to help us decide what is right and wrong in life.
"May the wood be with all of you"
"And with you my fellow fellow"
"These are the words of Woodenism"
Woodenism by Luke Burrow April 11, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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