woodini

The males of FC longwood

Up the woodinis

by Woodini November 13, 2021

Woodini

wood, shlong, shaft, penis, dick, member, length.

I love sucking your woodini!!

by pplover650 July 26, 2022

Woodini

A knife. A term used in London means knife.

"I'll back out the woodini cuz"

by D1.0 November 23, 2025

Woodinville

A small town near Seattle, known for having less than 5 black people, 100's of million dollar homes, 1 movie theater where middle schoolers kick it, about 80 wineries where people a bunch of people from Cali hang out, and high schoolers from upper class families that think they're thuggety thug. Plenty of money here to support a desperate house wife fo sho.

Desperate housewife: "Hey did you see that blacked-out gangster mobile drive by on 22's, ghetto blasting California love? Are you sure it was a good idea to move to Woodinville."

Rich doctor husband: "No worries dear, that's just the son of the town dentist, he's under the impression he's black"

Desperate housewife: "I think I'll fuck him while you're not home"

Rich doctor husband: "Werd"

by ziggyzag April 16, 2013

woodina

another way for saying wood, cock, penis willy, winky, whatever you call it

Becky: I had sex with Rudy last night he had a large woodina

Rudy: I have a large woodina

by MrRikxè August 9, 2019

Woodinville

Woodinville, Washington. Northeast of Seattle, Suburban area. Lots of Starbucks and SUVs. Wealthy area good for parents to raise their children. Woodinville is a nice city. Lots of good looking girls, cool guys, and it has been known to have a few milfs.

"Woodinville has 'hella' hot girls."
"It's true"
"Some of them are easy too"

by Tyler from Woodinville November 30, 2005

Woodenism

Woodenism is a cult luke burrow and martin chalk invented.

This the religion of the Wood. The universe is the great oak tree in the sky, and each fruit on it's brances is a different galaxy. We believe that wood has helped humanity and the world to be like the way it is today.

As we speak, the founders of Woodenism are creating the Royal Book Of Wood, It is the bible of Woodenism, full of the works of wood throughout history, and how we can relate them to moden times.

There is a group on Facebook donated to Woodenism, please come and join our cult and we can use wood to help us decide what is right and wrong in life.

"May the wood be with all of you"
"And with you my fellow fellow"
"These are the words of Woodenism"

by Luke Burrow April 11, 2010