Wood working

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When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

Wood working by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

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morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

morning wood working by jager666999 May 14, 2016

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Woodworking

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration

Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.

Woodworking by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020

Woodworking

How you make stuff when you don't have a welder.

Welder's gone? *Sigh* I have do do some woodworking.

Woodworking by Defender of Steel August 30, 2013

advanced woodworking

The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."

"Nathaniel has been in the bathroom a while."
"Well he's doing some advanced woodworking."

advanced woodworking by MatchesMaloneWasHere October 15, 2015

Woodworking

Wriggling one's way into a restricted area or 'secret' meeting.

The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'

eg. Janie's gonna woodwork her way into that club even though she's WAY underage.
eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.

Woodworking by Sphinxfalcon October 16, 2008

Woodworking

The activity or skill of making things from wood.

Woodworking is a nice activity.

Woodworking by Raven Definies January 29, 2023

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026