Wood chopper 

1. Australian term for someone who is similar to a bogan.
They can be easily identified by their bad haircuts (may have long hair) and attire as they wear items like flanelette shirts and boots.
They generally can be found in rural or semi rural areas, they are simple uncivilised people that enjoy thinks like drinking inexpensive piss, doing burn outs in cars or on motorbikes, burning stuff, shooting, and watching motorsport.
2. Arrogant solidly built male frequenting nightclubs in a group with his mates. An irratating, full of himself person at the bar. Even the most reserved of people with feel like punching his lights out. Wears tight and small t-shirts, usually pink or another similar femine colour.

1. "Did you see that bogan go past in that heap of shit car?... What a Wood chopper!"
2. I don't like this nightclub, its always full of guys chopping wood.

Wood chopper by Ice Jackson July 18, 2006

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

Morning Wood-chopper by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011

Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

Wood Chipper by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

Wood Chipper Worthies 

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

Wood Chipper Worthies by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009

Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

Wood Chipper by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

wood chipper

Putting your penis (wood) in the vagina doggie style while the girl is puking in the toilet

After a heavy night of drinking, I gave my girl the wood chipper while she was puking.

wood chipper by shessy shoseph June 21, 2010

The Wood Chipper 

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.

Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper

Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!

The Wood Chipper by WNM July 24, 2006