WonTons

Balls, Cojones, Testosterone

She has terrible breath, But I don't have the WonTons to tell her.

WonTons by mollytim October 15, 2008

Wontons

The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.

His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.

Typical forum activity.

Noob 1: Iz be trollin'

Wontons: I am here.

Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU

The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.

Wontons by Notwontons November 28, 2009

making wontons 

making wontons winkwink nudgenudge

She's totally going over to his place and they're making wontons.

making wontons by mymilkshakebringeth34 December 11, 2009

Wonton Weeb 

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.

1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con

Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

wonton poop 

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.

As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.

wonton poop by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016

Wonton Soup 

When you dunk your (Ballsack) in the hot tub and then proceed to dunk them in a girls mouth

Dude i wonton soupd this girl last night

Hey i might wonton soup this girl later tonight

Wonton Soup by DeluxeDicty May 18, 2021