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Wontons
The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.
His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Typical forum activity.
Noob 1: Iz be trollin'
Wontons: I am here.
Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU
The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
Noob 1: Iz be trollin'
Wontons: I am here.
Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU
The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
Wontons by Notwontons November 28, 2009
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making wontons
making wontons by mymilkshakebringeth34 December 11, 2009
Wonton Weeb
A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.
Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023
wonton winking
A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008
wonton poop
The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.
As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.
wonton poop by asianpeoplemeet.com July 2, 2016
Wonton Soup
Wonton Soup by DeluxeDicty May 18, 2021
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