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one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.
"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."
wonky eye by westweird ho December 6, 2006
an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other
That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?
Wonky eye by anm4a June 28, 2004
A deformation of the Eye, where one looks at you and the other in a competely different direction causing the observer to feel physically nausiated. It is especially common in people from small towns such as Cargo, NSW.
Are you looking at me? I can't tell because of your Wonky Eye
Wonky Eye by ap121 November 26, 2010
an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision
I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.
wonky eye by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005
someone who has a lazy or “wonky” eye of which they cannot control
bruhhh look at isaac’s wonky eye, can’t tell who he’s looking at.
wonky eye by perepee April 9, 2022

Wonky Eye Syndrome 

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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