A plain old massive cock, johnson, penis, tallywhacker, wang, dick, willie, pink torpedo, schlong and/or twig and berries.
We're talking huge here.
We're talking huge here.
Dude 1: "Ouch, what happened to your head?"
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."
by Everybody's Homefry June 11, 2008
by handkerchiefbitty May 14, 2021
Jessica and I were fucking last night and I got the left over Chinese from the fridge and poured the noodles all over her titties and made some Wong tong titties
by 13-50=47 April 10, 2016
The song of the "ling ling" culture but can be used as an insult towards people of the asian ethnicity
Goes to the song of chopsticks
Goes to the song of chopsticks
by Enjoyingmothafookingfob October 09, 2017
Something that a total idiot says when he has nothing better to do with his life. Usually a good indication that someone needs to develop some maturity and/or conversational skills (probably both).
by 11001000/11011/111 February 10, 2011
by the mohglester March 28, 2024