Wong Tong 

A plain old massive cock, johnson, penis, tallywhacker, wang, dick, willie, pink torpedo, schlong and/or twig and berries.

We're talking huge here.

Dude 1: "Ouch, what happened to your head?"
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."

Wong Tong by Everybody's Homefry June 10, 2008

wong tong 

its every word in one word

wong tong wong tong

wong tong by wongi tongi October 30, 2019

wong tong 

a racist slur for an asian person.

that wong tong girl finally left!

wong tong by handkerchiefbitty May 13, 2021

wong tong titties 

When you eat noodles off a girls tits and Slurp the juice off of them

Jessica and I were fucking last night and I got the left over Chinese from the fridge and poured the noodles all over her titties and made some Wong tong titties

wong tong titties by 13-50=47 June 16, 2016

wong tong poddle dip 

Something that a total idiot says when he has nothing better to do with his life. Usually a good indication that someone needs to develop some maturity and/or conversational skills (probably both).

Joe: "Wong Tong Poddle Dip!"
Mike: "Uhh dude... get a life"

wong tong poddle dip by 11001000/11011/111 February 27, 2011

Wong-Tong Tigers 

The Chinese basketball league that Ezekiel made up.

My lawyer said, "You need to stop playing for the Wong-Tong Tigers, and join the NBA again."

Wong-Tong Tigers by the mohglester March 28, 2024

willy willy wong tong wong flong dong 

The song of the "ling ling" culture but can be used as an insult towards people of the asian ethnicity

Goes to the song of chopsticks

Ling-Ling- "Oh Herro!"
white person - "Fuck off you willy willy wong tong wong flong dong!"

willy willy wong tong wong flong dong by Enjoyingmothafookingfob October 9, 2017