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A slang term derived from pot hole. It is used to describe a person who never pays attention in bed. This "person" will most likely consider sandwiches to be orgasmic. If you're looking for a way to simulate a poddle, try a whale.
Dumbass: dude! pay attention while i'm tlaking to you!!!

Dumbass: Poddle?

Dumbass: poddle?

Dumbass: Not again!!!
poddle by Dumbass July 16, 2003
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A small pond that dries up in summer like a puddle.
My dog can drink from this poddle in winter, but has to look elsewhere for water in summer.
Poddle by SpinosaurusSushi March 2, 2021
The person up here was surely on crack...

A poodle is a hell beastling, shit maker, unstandable source of noise. Worthy to skin them alive.
I actually take pride of kicking motherfucking annoying poodles. I don't kick any other kind of puppies.
poddle by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
I am going on a poddle
Poddle by Duckydont August 11, 2024

poddle smack 

it's what happens when you don't pay me my money bitch!
I had to poddle smack that bitch, LB, cause hoe needed to pay me my money.
poddle smack by shufluffy December 20, 2008

wong tong poddle dip 

Something that a total idiot says when he has nothing better to do with his life. Usually a good indication that someone needs to develop some maturity and/or conversational skills (probably both).
Joe: "Wong Tong Poddle Dip!"
Mike: "Uhh dude... get a life"

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.
Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.
flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016
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