Womble Cock
I thought I had a small penis until I had a shower with the lads after the game. It was full of womble Cock!
Womble Cock by Lee Hacksaw February 4, 2009
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Cock Womble
A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.
Cock Womble by Stella Artois May 30, 2017
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Cock Womble
Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
Cock Womble by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022
Cock-Womble
A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example
Cock-Womble by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023
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