2 definitions by MyEvilResident

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

Disabilafaker

Definition: a person who says they are unable to do a task, so someone else will do it for them.

Tom always says he can't help with the housework, he's such a disabilafaker

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023