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Womanspreading. 

The act by women to fill more than one seat, either by putting bags on the other seats or putting their feet on the seat across them. Way more common than manspreading - and more obnoxious - but feminists think it's AOK.
Susan's always Womanspreading. I can't believe how she always has to take three seats all by herself.

WomanSpreading 

(adj) A woman taking up more than needed space with usually a purse or bag.

A feminist overexaggerating "manspreading" by laying down on the whole row, placing their legs on more than needed space/seats, etc.
Girl: That girl is literally laying down on four seats.
Guy: Yup these women and their WomanSpreading.

Womanspreader 

A move of which a woman takes up 2 seats with her her bag and herself.
*a woman comes on the bus and takes up 2 seats*

Look at that womanspreader
Womanspreader by No one tbh February 11, 2017

Womansuming 

Somebody (typically a woman) making assumptions that everybody around them know, understand and agree with what they are thinking. This leads them to continue a conversation with this unexplained assumption which sounds odd and unfounded.
Woman: Since I could not reach you yesterday, Sandra had to ask Cindy for help who responded promptly. It wasn't nice of you.
Man: Hey, quit Womansuming and tell me who Sandra and Cindy are and what the situation is... or was.
Womansuming by tejap June 7, 2020

Womanspreading 

Like "Manspreading" but with women.

A woman taking-up extra room with her purse or bag.
Jessica: *Scoff* "James, you pig , quit Manspreading you dick."
(Mocking Jessica) James: "Jessica, you pig, quit Womanspreading."
Womanspreading by Const.Skeletor February 19, 2017

womanoeuvre

verb or noun (woman + manoeuvre) - to act in a female manner, to use feminine tactics for achieving one's goals.
Womanoeuvre is a strategy to convert your weaknesses into advantages.

He tried to outmanoeuvre her but was helpless against womanoeuvring.
womanoeuvre by Mike April 15, 2009