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Wolly Womp 

Verb.

To smack the inner thigh with your own penis, making a pleasing smacking noise for everyone to hear.
Guy 1 - "Hey Guy 2, do you hear that?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah it sounds like smacking."
Guy 1 - "Aw man! Guy 3 is wolly womping!"
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Wolly womp 

Beat the living shit out of someone
Stfu before I wolly womp your ass you need to quit talking shit
Wolly womp by Yeebubba May 6, 2019

willy-womp-womp 

when you lick your fingers and stick them into the anus; wet willy of the ass crack
Dre pulled a willy-womp-womp on his girl the other night, and she loved it!
willy-womp-womp by phenompyrus June 10, 2005

Wolly Wompus 

A large human. Is often fat and blubbery. May waddle when walking, and has hippo-like features. Characteristics such as being loud, ghetto, and obnoxious may occur frequently.
Guy 1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.

Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.
Wolly Wompus by wollywollywompus November 4, 2012

Walsack Wolly Womper 

When you Wolly Womp the Walsack. You will need:
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male.
*A local Wal-Mart.
*And some lead-based Chinese toys.

Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle.
Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough.
Man 1: Look Mr. Walsack, lead-based Chinese toys.

Man 2: NO! Not the Walsack Wolly Womper!?!?
Walsack Wolly Womper by Sean139 October 23, 2007

Wally Womper

The most British way to call someone a cock sucker.
Sir, take that cock out of your mouth! Do you want people calling you a wally womper?
Wally Womper by OleHickory! November 29, 2016

Willy Wompus 

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"
Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"
Willy Wompus by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010
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