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wolcott high school
A public school in a town no one has ever heard of or can pronounce correctly. It's extremely diverse with 94% rich white kids, 4% Albanian, one black kid, and some Mexican kid that doesn't talk to anyone. It is well known for its varsity vape team, and has a swim team even though the school doesn't have a pool. None of the subs speak fluent English and the only one that does is a dick. When you walk into the lunchroom, it is completely divided. Nerds at one table, Emos, bisexuals and potheads at another, Fuckboys at their own table, and then there is the THOTs, the table with the ugly girls/freshman, the table with those weird kids that play with their food, and of course the table with that one anti-social kid sitting at it. The teachers are supposed to take our phones if they see them, but only the old bitchy teachers do. And whenever a rumor or story is told, it spreads like a wildfire. The only difference between hell and Wolcott High School is that hell has air-conditioning. Whenever there is a party the cops show up to bust it because they have nothing better to do, and now we have to have a teacher standing at the door every time we take a shit, to make sure we aren't jerking off or vaping. Our school slogans are "Go Eagles!" and "Lets drive 40mph in the parking lot because, why the fuck not!?!?!"
wolcott high school by Baby yogurt jerkoff residue June 14, 2016
Finn Wolfhard
Actor in stranger things who plays Mike and is the sweetest person ever. Incredibly talented. Meme king. Deserves to be loved by everyone.
Finn Wolfhard by Claudia Burrin March 2, 2017
Finn Wolfhard
Finn Wolfhard by Sambobbybrown March 2, 2017
Finn Wolfhard
An actor in stranger things that plays Mike. The sweetest person ever. Incredibly talented and nice to everyone around him. A 14 year old meme king. Deserves to be loved by everyone
Finn Wolfhard by Claudia Burrin March 2, 2017
Finn Wolfhard
A 14 year old child actor who played Mike in the Netflix original series Stranger Things. Many fans call him a meme-lord.
Finn Wolfhard by DarkyDarcy March 5, 2017
Woochebag
A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.
Derivative: woochebaggery
Derivative: woochebaggery
That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.
Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014