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A delusional defender of the failed ARPG Wolcen and french scam artists "SolarFall Games" now known as "Wolcen Studios" who are now under investigation by the General Directorate for External Security (French Intelligence agency) for possible violations of international law.
So you're saying I'm a "Wolcel"? whatever that is. Yes I was a $5,000 Nemesis level kickstarter backer. (I designed one of the bosses look it up kid) If following my dream of being a part of one of the greatest ARPGS since Diablo 3 makes me a "Wolcel" then so be it.
Wolcel by AlteredBeastXD March 12, 2020
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Your Damage is now increased by +0.5 multiplier by your equipped Shield'S block chance instead of 50. Again.. Wolcen
Wolcen by Silent & Sly February 26, 2020
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A way to express disappointment at a video game company or product.
Why would I want to play a second-rate mobile game when I can wolcen instead?
wolcen by Eta Carinae February 17, 2020

Wolseley 

An area in Winnipeg, Manitoba. Full of hippies, weed, trees, mosquitos, big ol' houses, and is right smack in the middle of the city. Famous in Winnipeg for being the only area that doesn't spray pesticides. You can easily get to just about any pub, club or bar from Wolseley. Best damn neighborhood ever.
Guy from Wolseley: Dude, I'm getting fucking eaten alive over here.
Girl from Wolseley: But bugs are our friends, man!
Guy: Yeah, I guess, let's go next door and get some weed.
Girl: Fuck yeah!

Wolseley 

Upon noticing an object or word for the first time and seemingly 'seeing it everywhere' in the environment around you after this
Person 1"Have you seen those Proton cars? I had never seen one in my life then my parents bought one, my Uber driver turned up in one and there was one parked at work- they're everywhere!" Person 2 "Ah, it's a Wolseley"
Wolseley by Preshka August 15, 2018

Wolseley 

A car brand originating from the United Kingdom, founded in 1901. A few cars they make include the Wolseley Hornet, the Wolseley 15/60, the Wolseley 16/60, the Wolseley 6/80, and the Wolseley Tourer. They were acquired by British Motor Corporation (BMC) in 1952, and went defunct after their last 2 cars; the Wolseley 1800 and Wolseley 2200, based on the Leyland Princess, received abhorrent reviews in 1975. They still survive today as a name-only unit of SAIC Motor of China.
The new Wolseley Hornet. Buy one at your local BMH dealer.
Wolseley by Driver Job September 2, 2021
Wotcel is an individual who plays the armored warfare-themed multiplayer online game World Of Tanks for most of the day and has a blacklist which exceeds the games limit, these types of individuals also usually get no bitches.
Ugh, he's such a Wotcel.
Wotcel by Ngachicken277 January 16, 2025