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Wokeywanka 

A person who is so woke that they masturbate whilst looking in the mirror at themselves whilst cross dressed with a dildo up their anus. If they are a male they will additionally eat their own semen.
Wow, did you hear what Billy said? He thinks biological males can call themselves women. He sure is a wokeywanka.
Wokeywanka by AussieMac April 29, 2022
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wokewank 

Wokewank

The art of the leftie mainstream media and twatterarti on social media to fawn over any minor achievement by anyone remotely coloured while at the same time largely ignoring the more significant achievements of anyone British and white.
BBC News reporter

How wonderful that 22 year old Adeola Oyewole got a bronze medal in the Paralympic games in the poodle clipping event, this wonderful Nigerian immigrant beat all the odds to bring home a bronze from almost nowhere. The clipping of that poodle was second to none, even though she came third, and has really put Britain on the map at the Paralympics.

Several media clips, interviews, and fawning to follow

Finally in other news, The England Captain hit an unbeaten 250 at the Oval, back you Tasmin in the studio

Thanks for that lovely wokewank Emma, in other news........
wokewank by The Xmas Grinch September 16, 2021
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wokewank 

Wokewank

The art of the leftie mainstream media and twatterarti on social media to fawn over any minor achievement by anyone remotely coloured while at the same time largely ignoring the more significant achievements of anyone British and white.
BBC News reporter - How wonderful that 22 year old Adeola Oyewole got a bronze medal in the Paralympic games in the poodle clipping event, this wonderful Nigerian immigrant beat all the odds to bring home a bronze from almost nowhere. The clipping of that poodle was second to none, even though she came third, and has really put Britain on the map at the Paralympics.Several media clips, interviews, and fawning to follow

Finally in other news, The England Captain hit an unbeaten 250 at the Oval, back you Tasmin in the studio.

Thanks for that wokewank Emily, great stuff, in other news................
wokewank by The Xmas Grinch October 5, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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