4 definitions by The Xmas Grinch
A lady of dubious looks and moral rectitude who's chest is in inverse proportions to her looks but that you would quite like to "do the dirty dance" with but only in your most disturbed dreams. An angel that someone set fire to her face and put it out with a spade.
I just can't help it Terry, She's such a succubust but after 8 pints and falling asleep, she keeps coming for me in my dreams, don't get me wrong the tits are great, its just when she keeps pushing her face into mine that I wake up in a cold sweat
by The Xmas Grinch January 13, 2015
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A toad like person, who you generally meet in the pub, forces his way into conversation, sticks like a limpet, and has a wide range of uninteresting and incorrect opinions on everything.
by The Xmas Grinch December 22, 2014
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A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.
by The Xmas Grinch January 13, 2015
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Daddy, what's infinity?
Son, its the point when Mummy, aunty Angela and Aunty Mary run out of things to talk about.
Little John: "slow nod" I understand now.............
Son, its the point when Mummy, aunty Angela and Aunty Mary run out of things to talk about.
Little John: "slow nod" I understand now.............
by The Xmas Grinch December 22, 2014
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