A female or group of females who live in the wild and tend to hunt in packs. They prey on the male species and relentlessly eat your heart out of your loving chest.
They often lie, cheat, sleep with you post break up, or call to say that they are sleeping with another man. In order to survive an attack we suggest you fall to the ground and just hand over your wallet and sometimes in extreme cases years of your life.
Tom: So basically, I was going to marry my girlfriend until I found out she was a Whoreasaurus.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.