Pokeasaurus

Someone who pokes constantly on Facebook. They tend to initiate poke wars.

John: Teresa is such a pokeasaurus. She won't stop poking me on Facebook.
Mike: So just don't poke her back.
John: But then I lose the poke war.
Mike: Touche

by EndlessSurfer93 March 21, 2011

porkasaurus

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Pownasaurus

Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.

"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"

by Fowlerz March 16, 2009

Wokeasaurus

This is someone who prides themselves on their Leftist politics and is Anti - guns, police, constitution, white and religion.

Berkeley is the home of the Wokeasaurus!

by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2021

jokeasaurus

A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.

Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?

by ahc5035 June 21, 2010

Poopasaurus

1. A person that has a considerable amount in poop in his/her pants.

2. Someone that looks, smells, or even tastes like poop.

Person 1: Dude, did u smell Noah back there?

Person 2: Yea dude, he smelled like he had a load of shit in his pants!

Person 1: What a poopasaurus!

by Random Air October 15, 2009

Pornasaurus

Someone who looks at porn with every chance they get no matter where they are.

Kid 1- Did you hear about that kid who got busted for looking at porn on the teachers computer?
Kid 2- Oh you mean that stupid ass pornasaurus?

by leftyhandz November 5, 2009