Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer

'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'

woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

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Woodyard

The location of wood behind the Ag-Building at West Muskingum High School

"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"

"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"

"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"

"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"

Woodyard by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008

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woodyized

the process of male genitalia going from limp to rock hard from a thought, image, or by the touch.

shizzy, that stripper bending over just got me woodyized.

woodyized by Dr.B0B June 21, 2006

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woldy

Woldy is Pittsburgh hood slang referring to a homie or a person to whom one is speaking to.

Hold up woldy hear me out!
Chillin with my woldy!

woldy by LaFamillville131 December 7, 2015

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