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Wang Wobbling 

To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate

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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "

"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"
Wang Wobbling by SenorBivins July 8, 2009

Wobbling 

Stupid mechanic seen in super smash brothers melee which allows ice climbers to get a grab and repeatedly hit you. Since you are grabbed, you cannot do anything. It was created by wobbles.
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Wobbling by FUCK WOBBLING June 1, 2019

Wii-ble Wobbling 

Playing drinking games with the Wii.
Wii Bowling, every time some one gets a strike, every one else has to crush a full beer. Or they have to take a drink for every pin you knock down.

Oh snap, 3 back to back strikes has got me wii-ble wobbling!!

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Wii-ble Wobbling by Colon Feral December 11, 2009

cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.
Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

Cock wobbling thunderclap 

When spooning, the little spoon farts on the big spoons penis, making it vibrate
Got a right Cock wobbling thunderclap off the missus last night!

Wobbling Zombie 

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.
"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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