Skip to main content
Wlad (sometimes written as Vlad) is an amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Wlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Wlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Wlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Wlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
Wlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Wlad you're the coolest guy in the world.
Wlad by WonnaBeLikeWlad September 18, 2020
Words you can keep
A unkown being that came to earth. He enjoys doing naughty furry things to himself.
Me - Hey look at this website.
User - Oh… Isn’t that Wlad?
Me - Oh. I didn’t notice, Well let’s move on.
Wlad by miniikiwi December 31, 2022
Related Words

wlad L’qhab 

A maghrebian slang, Plural of the word Weld l’Qahba, and it means “son of bitches
Moroccans are 0 % arabs, 0 amazigh. 100 % wlad l’qhab
wlad L’qhab by Sheikh.Mate November 24, 2023

hen wlad fy nhadau 

the welsh national anthem (don't even think about the other one). translates as "land of my fathers. a completely badass song that they are extremely proud to belt out at the top of their voices
oh did you hear the welsh national anthem, the way they sang it at the world cup...

"mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi..." (the old land of my fathers is dear to me)

... putting the americans to shame, who were just mumbling?

"GWLAAAAAD!!" (country)

yeah, that's exceedingly cool
hen wlad fy nhadau by eeee4444 November 24, 2022
Wladimir is a Really nice looking Man. He is hot in the inside and cool outside! He can get every girl and women he wants. He can fuck 24/7 nonstop. He is a Pro in every game and every sport ever existed! Dont mess with wladimir he can beat everyone up.
Jo youre like Wladimir.
wladimir by Wladi January 5, 2017
Q: "Wladek, are you a weeb"

A: "No, I have never said im a weeb or Otaku
wladek by Scottish Labour Party March 14, 2021

Wladislaw 

Polish name - equivalent in English "Walter"
Wladislaw commonly shortened as Wlad
Wladislaw by R Watson September 4, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
Next