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Wlad (sometimes written as Vlad) is an amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Wlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Wlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Wlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Wlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
Wlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Wlad you're the coolest guy in the world.
Wlad by WonnaBeLikeWlad September 18, 2020
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A unkown being that came to earth. He enjoys doing naughty furry things to himself.
Me - Hey look at this website.
User - Oh… Isn’t that Wlad?
Me - Oh. I didn’t notice, Well let’s move on.
Wlad by miniikiwi December 31, 2022
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wlad L’qhab 

A maghrebian slang, Plural of the word Weld l’Qahba, and it means “son of bitches”
Moroccans are 0 % arabs, 0 amazigh. 100 % wlad l’qhab
wlad L’qhab by Sheikh.Mate November 24, 2023

hen wlad fy nhadau 

the welsh national anthem (don't even think about the other one). translates as "land of my fathers. a completely badass song that they are extremely proud to belt out at the top of their voices
oh did you hear the welsh national anthem, the way they sang it at the world cup...

"mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi..." (the old land of my fathers is dear to me)

... putting the americans to shame, who were just mumbling?

"GWLAAAAAD!!" (country)

yeah, that's exceedingly cool
hen wlad fy nhadau by eeee4444 November 24, 2022
Wladimir is a Really nice looking Man. He is hot in the inside and cool outside! He can get every girl and women he wants. He can fuck 24/7 nonstop. He is a Pro in every game and every sport ever existed! Dont mess with wladimir he can beat everyone up.
Jo youre like Wladimir.
wladimir by Wladi January 5, 2017
not a weeb or Otaku
Q: "Wladek, are you a weeb"

A: "No, I have never said im a weeb or Otaku
wladek by Scottish Labour Party March 14, 2021

Wladislaw 

Polish name - equivalent in English "Walter"
Wladislaw commonly shortened as Wlad
Wladislaw by R Watson September 4, 2006
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