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wizard's sleeve 

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top
"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"
wizard's sleeve by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Wizard's Sleeve 

A loose, wrinked vagina resembling the sleeve opening of the stereotypical Wizard's cloak.
"I would date her but she's a bit old for me. She could be hiding a Wizard's sleeve down there."
Wizard's Sleeve by Slave 1 July 1, 2005

wizard's sleeve 

used in reference to the female opening which through the ravages of time or perhaps overuse, has acquired the dimensions of a sorcerer's garment
First man: she looks a bit rough
Second; yeah, and a hole like a wizard's sleeve too
wizard's sleeve by Dawn Zulu February 25, 2011

Wizard's Sleeve 

n, A particularly capacious 'sausage wallet'.
'I can't feel a bloody thing. You must have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve."
Wizard's Sleeve by Soairse September 2, 2003

wizard's sleeve 

The oversized female genitalia
My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve
wizard's sleeve by ChefSam May 11, 2006

Wizard's sleeve 

"I was fucking her wizard's sleeve, and I was thinking, damn, how many guys been here before?"
Wizard's sleeve by MelissyAngel February 22, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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