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jehovah witnessing 

the act of pissing every person you come in contact with off.
When the Jehovahs went Jehovah Witnessing, they pissed everyone they came in contact with off.alot alot alot.
jehovah witnessing by Mardi and Gras February 20, 2009

whitenessity 

When your being white, actually prevents you from being empathetic to our black brothers and sisters (or poc), and compels you to challenge them on subjects you couldn't possibly understand, bc you are not black (or poc). You feel bc you have never experienced these issues they

must

not

exist.

It's a form of denial common in white people, bc then they'd have to admit just how racist things really are. It's easier to just act like our black brothers and sisters, (or poc) don't know what tf they're talking about. 🤷✌️
The whitenessity of Kimberly and Karen, thinking that bc they've never been denied a job based solely on their name, that it doesn't happen! Try putting Jaidynce on an application! And I'm just as qualified!!
whitenessity by Anniebanannie! August 18, 2021

Witnessing 

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes
That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.
Witnessing by Lilpaws January 5, 2025
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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