Whitenessing 

How white people perceive, witness reality.

"Those dudes whitenessed the invasion of the Capitolio so they think it was actually Antifa and the FBI who did it"

"Whitenessing Trump steal those top secret documents makes you think they were planted there by the FBI"

Whitenessing by chatonildo September 22, 2022

jehovah witnessing 

the act of pissing every person you come in contact with off.

When the Jehovahs went Jehovah Witnessing, they pissed everyone they came in contact with off.alot alot alot.

jehovah witnessing by Mardi and Gras February 20, 2009

whitenessity 

When your being white, actually prevents you from being empathetic to our black brothers and sisters (or poc), and compels you to challenge them on subjects you couldn't possibly understand, bc you are not black (or poc). You feel bc you have never experienced these issues they

must

not

exist.

It's a form of denial common in white people, bc then they'd have to admit just how racist things really are. It's easier to just act like our black brothers and sisters, (or poc) don't know what tf they're talking about. 🤷✌️

The whitenessity of Kimberly and Karen, thinking that bc they've never been denied a job based solely on their name, that it doesn't happen! Try putting Jaidynce on an application! And I'm just as qualified!!

whitenessity by Anniebanannie! August 18, 2021

Witnessing 

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes

That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.

Witnessing by Lilpaws January 5, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008