1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits
When you might be under-age for drinking, or are against drinking when hung-over, so you eat all the food you can after trying to get over that breakup when they never really loved you.
And you become fat.
In the U.S., food counters are mostly in poor, high-risk neighborhoods. They are most often open at night, since there are more young people at that time.
Hell, I've eaten Kevin's food, it's the best food, really! He keeps a counter with food there, look!
A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.
References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).