Witches Hat 

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

Witches Hat by KChez November 14, 2017

A Witches Hat away 

Being almost or adjecent to

Goth girl: I'm a Witches Hat away from being punk

A Witches Hat away by ||♡|| December 8, 2020

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse 

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

witches hats 

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

witches hats by Dave March 29, 2004

Witches Hats 

What you call womens nipples when they are poking through their shirt.

Hey Carol, your witches hats are showing.

Witches Hats by Tattooofthesun January 1, 2009