windies

blowjobs

She was offering windies in Atlantic City for $5.

by Thunderized October 20, 2012

Windies

The act of dropping one's trousers/shorts with the intention of exposing one's inner thigh's/genitals to the wind.
Usually done in hot or stuffy climates.
The result is probably the most refreshing thing one could do while sweating profusely

N.B. Can be an extremely risky action in crowded areas as one may be mistaken for a pervert.
Not recommended in public places.

Ex.1 - I was so hot in that sun I had to drop my pants for a bit of windies. I've never felt more refreshed.

Ex.2 - Sorry I had to leave for a minute, my balls were sweating so bad I had to find a secluded area for some windies.

by Bored in France June 15, 2010

Windies

How people from northern ireland say Windows.

I'll do your windies in wee lawd

That wee doll's a right windie licker

by clard November 2, 2005

Windies

Another name for the West Indian cricket team.

Hey man theres Brians Lara from the Windies... I want to fuck his hot wife!!

by Master November 17, 2005

ill knock ur windies in

I will break your windows down usually because someone is talking shit

'cub if you don't stop slobbering ill knock ur windies in'

by bronaghmooney December 7, 2019

Winkies

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.

"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

windcest

A hookup or relationship between two members of the same band section

David: Did you hear Ben hooked up with Megan?
Chris: That’s so gross.
David: Why?
Chris: They’re both clarinets. It’s windcest.

by __e__m_o_n_e_y October 14, 2018