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Winnet Juice 

The humidification of the inner reaches of the gluteus maximus often leads to a moist yet crispy gathering around the ring of ones rectum. These juices often condense as vapour upon many day to day objects, such as glass, tables and the faces of small children.
Hey man, that's some crazy winnet juice you got going on, mind if I have a cup?
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Winner's Juice 

Quaffed by Kings, Noblemen and Hip Hop Artistes: Champagne (wine)
There's nothing like a glass of Winner's Juice at the sharp end of the plane.