Wingle-Wangle

That one point in time when your 60- something-year-old father finally pauses the Lady Gaga blaring from the car speakers to try to pull into the very small rue21 parking lot in the strip mall.

“I’m just gonna Wingle-Wangle my way through here”
“Dad wtf”

Wingle-Wangle by Where Is My Air Guitar July 9, 2019

tinkle tankle wingle wanggle 

The dance you do when you need a wee.

Joan was doing the tinkle tankle wingle wanggle on her first date with her French teacher; he didn't enjoy it.

tinkle tankle wingle wanggle by @susanalbumparty June 22, 2020

Wangle 

Used to describe the motion of a wang (penis) as it dangles and swings around.

Sometimes specifically when it is slapping back and forth between your legs similar to a pendulum.

"I really wasn't in the mood last night, but when I saw my boyfriend's wangle I was consumed with lust."
"Oh man. I understand, when a guy wangles it's super sensual."

Wangle by Yourinsaneex February 12, 2020

wingle 

A contraction of wingman and mingle. When you need to mingle at an event, but can't handle doing it alone. You find a wingman or winglady and mingle as a pair.

Thanks for being the first person to talk to me at this event. Although you are boring, you make a good social crutch. Shall we wingle?

wingle by gonesurfing October 31, 2014

wangle 

A medieval folk dance as stated by Richard Richard of the tv show 'Bottom'

"Well what if i want to have a wan...wan...wangle? Yes its em...its em...its a medieval folk dance! Yes what if i want to have a medieval folk dance before i go to bed?"

wangle by plunkmasterp June 9, 2004

Dippy wangle 

When you pick up a card in cards against humanity that would have been perfect for the card played directly before

This card is a real dippy wangle! It would have been perfect.

Dippy wangle by Nessiemaz13 November 23, 2022

wingle 

Silly directionless bouncy energy, often related to fridays, and too much caffeine. Best used for spinning around and around on your chair saying weeee! Also very good for annoying co workers.

I am so full of wingle today

wingle by Leesa Morgan July 24, 2008