6 definitions by Where Is My Air Guitar

A more fun way to tell people that you’ve been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder.

That weird short kid in your 7th grade class that can't say his R's, molests all of the other boys, and has his own mafia. He has excessive knowledge of WWII, and 'hails hitler' instead of the pledge. He drives fear into the hearts of children, but gets away with it because he looks and sounds like an eight year old.

I wish mine loved me

1. A subtle “fuck you” to whoever keeps removing the name on the group chat, or to anyone in general.

2. The best thing you could possibly yell when smashing a banana-cream pie into someone’s face

Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason

That one point in time when your 60- something-year-old father finally pauses the Lady Gaga blaring from the car speakers to try to pull into the very small rue21 parking lot in the strip mall.