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WindowsVista 

The official name for Microsoft's upcoming version of Microsoft Windows.
"Vista", in Lithuanian, means "chicken".

releasing Windows Vista 

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

Windows Vista 

The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.

Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware.
Windows Vista by Op2 August 29, 2005

windows vista 

The best selling product that nobody ever wanted.
1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"

2:"nope"
windows vista by _K. April 10, 2008

Windows Vista 

Clearly the best operating system that has ever been programmed up to date. I only wish we all could give more money, hugs, and kisses to all the wonderful people out there that have developed this majestic operating system. It is extremely easy to use, we have added more exciting features to improve your computer using experience and we know you will love it. Throw your MacBook in the dumpster, and get Windows Vista now.
Omg look at this beauty! THis must be a windows vista!

omg after looking at a windows vista I realized the meaning of life!
Windows Vista by BarryAllenTheFlash February 19, 2017

Windows Vista  

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