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Windowpain 

Whilst in the act of intercourse, the man picks the woman up and stuffs her through an open window; while she supports herself in the window, the man aggressively slams the window shut repeatedly on his penis, which is resting in the windowsill.


Can also be used as a verb, windowpaining.
ex1:

dude1: Dude, did you see that girl hanging out of that window naked? I wonder what she was doing.

dude2: It's just the old windowpain my friend.


ex2:

dude1: oh man dude, my dick hurts so bad right now. I windowpained the shit out of Kelsey last night.

dude2: That's so hot, man, I wish Amanda would let me do it to her.
Windowpain by Bob Winston October 30, 2008
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windowpain 

whilst having sex with ones girlfriend, wife, or boyfriend i suppose, the screen in a window is removed, and the receiver is hung out the window. the giver then repeatedly slams the window frame down on the penis, resulting in pain and satisfaction at the same time.
Dude 1: hey man, i totally windowpained with megan last night!
Dude 2: wicked! how was it?
Dude 1: o it hurt so good!
windowpain by oldskoolkid February 21, 2009

windorphins 

Pathetic attempt at viral marketing by eBay. Windorphins are a play off of "endorphins," except instead of bring triggered by physical activity, windorphins are triggered by "winning" Ebay auctions.
Bob: I just won a laptop on eBay for $1000!
Bill: You can buy that laptop at BestBuy for $500...
Bob: I don't care, I can feel the windorphins!!
windorphins by dydy August 24, 2007

Windowpane 

LSD, a 'hit' of 'acid'
A small square of dried translucent substance containing a ‘hit’ of acid, that is, LSD, and resembling a ‘gel’ used in theatrical lighting. It dissolves in liquid, melts in your mouth.

A form of acid from the 70s. It came in colors (pun intended) such as amber and brown. Hence the name Amber Windowpane.
I took a hit of Amber Windowpane about an hour ago--man your face looks weird.
Windowpane by LoganC October 14, 2006

Windowpane 

Another word for the drug Acid/LSD.
When Cassidy tried some windowpane she thought she was having a bad trip.
Windowpane by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019

Window Pain 

Pain that comes from watching a loved one leave through the window
X: I lied to her again, now I have to watch her leave through the window

Y: Guess that's why they call it window pain..
Window Pain by IamBeowolf January 9, 2011

Window Pain 

Pain that comes from putting yourself in somebody else's shoes (windowing or looking through a mirror)
I automatically window pain when my mom suffers.
Window Pain by IMJean May 30, 2019
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