windchime 

Windchime is a term used by devout racists to refer to niggers. This term originated from the lynching of spooks in the south, because they, like windchimes, would hang out in the open.

We saw a couple of windchimes down the street.

windchime by ACloseFollowing June 30, 2004

Windchime Syndrome 

A condition that results from extreme anorexia. A persons limbs resemble small parts of a wind chime. One cannot help but hear a "windchime" sound as they walk past.

"I can hear her bones from a mile away. She needs a burger. She's got Windchime Syndrome."

Windchime Syndrome by Antimyopia March 5, 2006

redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.

What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.

redneck windchime by mj1955 March 24, 2010

Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.

Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.

Sausage Windchime by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019

Milwaukee Windchime 

A collection a beer cans, often Pabst Blue Ribbon, hence 'Milwaukee' hung together on a pliable stick of piece of string.

we collected all the empties and made a killer Milwaukee Windchime

Milwaukee Windchime by ymerej June 5, 2008

alabama windchime 

The grouping of multiple African Americans hung from a large tree in Alabama

After that August lynching, the land owners stood in awe of the newest Alabama Windchime.

alabama windchime by AmericanHistoryX September 9, 2005

San Francisco windchime 

The act of a man kneeling on all fours and his having partner blows air onto or into his asshole, taint, balls and penis.

"Hey after we eat these subway sandwiches, let's go back to my place and you can give me a good, old-fashioned San Franciso windchime."

I was promptly thrown out of the respectable massage parlor for asking the masseuse for a San Francisco windchime.

San Francisco windchime by Bearbat April 25, 2015