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wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.
A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

Thought Wigwam

A meeting held at work to share ideas, a "safe place" in which to do some "blue sky thinking.
hey guys, lets powwow in the thought wigwam with a chai latte
Thought Wigwam by Dollydollbird July 18, 2011

wigwam for a duck's arse! 

It's an, I don't know..., or an I'm too lazy to think up it's name so I still don't know.. object.

Origin: Vancouver, Canada - 1960 something... still in use.
Hey grandad, what is that long pipe thing in the corner of the vacuum closet?

"It's a wigwam for a duck's arse!" Pia, god..

Wigwam Breadbin 

When spoken it sounds like "wagwan bretherin" which means "What is going on brother?"
1: Hey, wigwam breadbin?

2: Hey broo, nothing much.
Wigwam Breadbin by ~~~OG~~~ June 22, 2016

Wigwam Privileges 

If one has wigwam privileges then that person has to be on of the coolest that you know and can do anything that they want to.
Alan:You know we can't smoke weed at school!
Alex:Dude, chill, it's okay I have wigwam privileges.
Alan:For real?
Alex:Yeah dude.
Alan:OK then, let me hit it.

Dirty Wigwam 

Much like its cousin the Dirty starfish. The dirty wigwam is performed by doing a reverse tea bag so you cock is pointed towards her chest and your anus towards her nose. When you are satisfied or decide to finish simply drop a rose bud or hershey kiss on her forehead. This will resemble a native American Wigwam or Tee pee. To get full credit for this move one must only leave one morsel. More than one may result in a Dirty Logjam or a Roman brunch.
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