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Ben Willbond 

The guy from horrible histories, who isn’t Mat, Jim, Larry or Simon.
A certified legend and is known for his tweets such as ‘Crumbs.’ , ‘Whe....?’ and ‘Totes a tote.’
Have you heard of Ben Willbond?
Yes, is he the guy who only plays gay army men?
Yes.
Ben Willbond by trumanklack February 4, 2021
A girl who is tall with long limbs and long hair, resembling that of a willow tree. Intended as a compliment.
Dude 1"Damn, look at that girl!"
Dude 2"Yea man, she's willowy."
Dude 1"Mmm...like the tree."
willowy by Waffles McFlavourflask February 24, 2014

John willmott 

A shit school wiv a racist head teacher who looks like hogwarts
John willmott by Beastty August 8, 2019

Willowen 

The bromance between Take That members Robbie Williams and Mark Owen.
''I love Mark's cock'' - Robbie Williams

''It makes me feel more complete, with Robbie next to me. So it doesn't bother me if we keep geting asked about him. I feel better when he's around.'' - Mark Owen

^ This is classed as Willowen.
Willowen by MissRW January 9, 2012
She's got a way to make you smile and warms any heart of stone, making it glow like a star on an indigo night. Her humor reaches in and tickles your soul and you find yourself falling completely under her trance. She's curious, smart, wise and has a sixth sense about people. Willow is someone who will be etched in your heart, mind and soul forever.
Willow: someone who every man would drop to his knees for.
Willow by thedevilspirate February 4, 2010

willow pape 

The bitch that comes up to you for no apprent reason making u lose followers and always tryin to fight you she's jealous because your kims friend and she's not willow is so basic
U talk to a guy that's willow papes boyfriend and she thinks your a stalker she's so basic
willow pape by Azhleynicole July 20, 2014
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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