Willocks

To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity

My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”

by The rubbish you hear April 5, 2024

Willocks

To make a fictitious statement that is said with conviction in a processional capacity

My boss told me some right old willocks that he had ‘a mate that works at the OED and that word is going to be added to the dictionary next year’

In the office I heard a manager say some real willocks “why does it take so long. I can do that 8 month project in under 6 hours”

by The rubbish you hear April 5, 2024

Wilcocks

English surname. Has royalty. Said to be descendents from the gods.

That kid...hes a Wilcocks.

by cwil2244 January 1, 2011

wilcockson

One who takes a century to drink a pint, one who likes using similarities.
And most definitely knows everything about anything

Your so wilcockson

by Rowlcopter May 10, 2020

Wallocks

Hitting the whoa with your balls out

I hit the wallocks last when I was in bed with my girlfriend

by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019

Willock

A person who is both a willy and a pillock

You really are an absolute willock!

by Andrew Blakeley October 17, 2006

Wallocks

When someone makes no sense just say they’re chatting wallocks

“Jim was chatting so much wallocks yesterday”

by Jizzleoveryourface November 23, 2019