William Harrison 

How do you praise? That guy was dead in 30 days!

William Harrison is known for having the shortest presidency in United States history.

William Harrison by Master Of Nations November 6, 2020

William Henry Harrison High School 

William Henry High School is a school in Ohio of about 1,400 students. The school has little going for it except for a bunch of crappy sport teams and some nerdy clubs that nobody goes to. The school was actually named in honor of some obscure president that nobody has heard of and whose only accomplishment was to croak after being in office only a month. The school became sort of famous in early 2015 when it was discovered that just about every girl in the school had been passing out nudes and real explicit porn to just about every guy in the school. Apparently this had been going on for years and hundreds of nudes were circulating around the school and town. Of course the administration at the school claimed they knew nothing about it but the slutty girls were told to stop being such naughty hoes, or at least be a bit more quiet about being naughty hoes and passing out the porn. Nobody was charged and it's unknown how many hoe girls are still making and passing around nudes and nasty porn. And even with all the publicity over the sexting and nudes, nobody still knows who the hell William Henry Harrison was.

William Henry Harrison High School is named after someone nobody has heard but it sure has a lot of hoes that love to pass out some serious nudes and porn.

William Henry Harrison High School by hnoss March 10, 2017

William Henry Harrison 

Some president who did nothing but die once he became president. Easily the most useless guy in United States history.

History Teacher: "Yeah, so all you need to know about William Henry Harrison is that he died because he spent too much time outside."

Student: "What a dumbass president."

William Henry Harrison by Stupid Freshman Club October 14, 2018