wieners

a long cylinders of meat

that vender has the biggest wieners i have ever seen. i want to suck them

by ebba May 24, 2005

wieners

hot dogs made by Oscar Meyer

why would you need a definition on this?

by Bob Wiley May 13, 2005

Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

touch wieners

Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)

NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.

GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.

GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.

* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined

by guacablowme November 12, 2009

extra wieners

when there is a superfluous amount of pork swords

Whoa, whoa one at a time! I've got no use for your extra wieners.

by a a t August 19, 2008

cocktail wieners

Best served with barbeque sauce and a toothpick. May be cooked in a microwave or an oven then doused in bbq sauce

I made cocktail wieners the other day b4 my friends came over they were very good.

by Will April 22, 2005

Balls and Wieners

When someone gets overly excited or upset about an event, person, or object, resulting in excessive talking and/or douchebag behavior.

Did you see shaggy today? He wouldn't stop talking about that molly chick he fucked at the party last night.

Yeah man, he goes balls and wieners for that girl.

by BabY PumPKiN February 17, 2009