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Wien
To cuddle with or fake sexual interest with a Wiener dog. The act of wiening includes strange noises and overly dramatic hand motions with the dog.
Wien by MasterleeH June 22, 2011
Lay a Wien
The act of using ones wiener in sexual intercourse. Derived from the expression "I wouldn't lay a finger on (noun)", and its converse, "I would lay a finger on (noun)" The amount of "wien" to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (Note: When using numbers, the word "wien" is NOT pluralized to "wiens." It remains "wien." Also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)
I'd totally lay a wien on that chick.
I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.
I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.
I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.
I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.
Lay a Wien by African Tinkler August 4, 2010
Willy the Wien
A living breathing wiener. He is always depressed because so many woman have an addiction to Willy. They abuse him. He also has a facebook page for people to give him support on his depression.
Willy the Wien by Supe Sizze Swag October 26, 2011
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wiener pussy by IHAVEAWIENERPUSSY February 13, 2019
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