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Slang for wiener, which is slang for penis
That girl was trying to grab my wien.
wien by Anonymous July 30, 2003
That guy right there is a total wien. He is definitely not ninj.
wien by Wien-ninj December 25, 2015
To cuddle with or fake sexual interest with a Wiener dog. The act of wiening includes strange noises and overly dramatic hand motions with the dog.
Theresa wiened with her wiener all day, making her boyfriends wiener jealous.
Wien by MasterleeH June 22, 2011

Lay a Wien 

The act of using ones wiener in sexual intercourse. Derived from the expression "I wouldn't lay a finger on (noun)", and its converse, "I would lay a finger on (noun)" The amount of "wien" to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (Note: When using numbers, the word "wien" is NOT pluralized to "wiens." It remains "wien." Also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)
I'd totally lay a wien on that chick.

I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.

I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.
Lay a Wien by African Tinkler August 4, 2010

Willy the Wien 

A living breathing wiener. He is always depressed because so many woman have an addiction to Willy. They abuse him. He also has a facebook page for people to give him support on his depression.
So many woman are in love with Willy the Wien.
Willy the Wien by Supe Sizze Swag October 26, 2011

wiener pussy 

When a transgender woman has a pussy!
wiener pussy by IHAVEAWIENERPUSSY February 13, 2019