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widow maker 

A widow maker is an object that can kill men and therfore turn wives into widows.
The 'Widow Maker,' is a bong constructed by my friend Jonny and I by attaching a 3ft hoover pipe to increase chanber size for a bigger hit. This increased hit often left many good men paralised, or in some rare and tragic occasions, dead.
widow maker by Gabber May 27, 2006
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widow maker 

A widow maker is a one-shot break-action 12 guage shotgun.
Don't make me pull out the widow maker boy
widow maker by frsky June 9, 2008

Widow Maker 

A large dab of more than one strain of butane hash oil (bho), rosin, ect, to be taken in a single hit.
The dude dropped a widow maker on the new omni nail.

Widow Maker 

Applies to billiards pool. When the eight ball rests very close to the edge of a pocket, making the next shot more difficult because an eight ball scratch is more likely.
Widow Maker by #700 December 18, 2018

widow-maker 

something dangerous or lethal (such as a falling bough or dead tree)
That storm was widow-maker.

janitor widow maker 

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
janitor widow maker by Nick2011 September 4, 2008

Widow Makers 

A freakin' sweet roller derby team located in Humboldt County, California - named after the limbs that fall off of trees and kill people.
We got creamed last night by the Widow Makers from Humboldt Roller Derby. They literally mopped the track with our jammer.
Widow Makers by Vena Schnytzel March 18, 2011
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